WHICH THE SLOWEST SNAIL ON THE GRIDIRON?

It's super difficult to crown a single snail as the slowest in the gridiron league. These escargot athletes are known for their leisurely pace, making it hard to definitively rank them. Some might say that running back Sammy, with his slo-mo advances, is the prime candidate. But don't discount Randy the linebacker, who consistently drags behind on

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